Groucho Marx

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it. - Groucho Marx

A man is only as old as the woman he feels. - Groucho Marx

Money will not make you happy, and happy will not make you money.  - Groucho Marx

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read. - Groucho Marx

Either he's dead or my watch has stopped. (from the movie, A Day At The Races) - Groucho Marx

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception. - Groucho Marx