Christopher Morley

When you sell a man a book, you don't sell him 12 ounces of paper and ink and glue - you sell him a whole new life. - Christopher Morley

Dancing is wonderful training for girls; it's the first place you learn to guess what a man is going to do before he does it. - Christopher Morley

No man is lonely while eating spaghetti - it requires too much attention.  - Christopher Morley

If we all discovered that we had only five minutes left to say all that we wanted to say, every telephone booth would be occupied by people calling other people to tell them that they loved them. - Christopher Morley

The plural of spouse is spice. - Christopher Morley

There is no squabbling so violent as that between people who accepted an idea yesterday and those who will accept the same idea tomorrow.  - Christopher Morley

The big shots are only the little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley