Humor  -  Laughter is the best medicine! 


WHO SAYS THE SENIORS IN FLORIDA DON'T KNOW HOW TO MAKE USE OF THE INTERNET?

FOXY LADY FROM KINGS POINT
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80's, slim, 5'4" (used to be 5'6"),
searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

LONG-TERM COMMITMENT: BOCA TECA
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband, and am looking
for someone to round out a six-unit plot.
Dizziness, fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

SERENITY NOW: CENTURY VILLAGE - LYONS ROAD
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation.
If you are the silent type, let's get together, take our hearing aids
out and enjoy quiet times.

WINNING SMILE: TAMARAC
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flosser
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

BEATLES OR STONES?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on Saturday
nights and still like to play the guitar. If you were a groovy
chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let's get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

MEMORIES ARE MADE OF THIS
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let's put our two
heads together.

IN MINT CONDITION:
Male, 1932, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn't in running condition, but walks well

 

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